why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
- Me: It's soooo hot out.
- Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
- Me: What the fuck did you just say